If you couldn't get any petrol on the way to work this morning... thank Francis "Moron" Maude.If you cannot get away this Easter because there is no fuel left... thank Francis "Moron" Maude.
If your neighbours garage unexpectedly bursts into flames... then blame Francis "Moron" Maude.
Mind you, Francis "Moron" Maude probably thinks it was just "a bit of a nonsense"!
Moron.
